just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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