i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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