no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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