the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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