Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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