Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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