Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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