love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
