I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
