How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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