she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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