You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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