Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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