Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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