dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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