Its about making memories worth repressing
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
this boner is exhausting
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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