i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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