Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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