At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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