Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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