I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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