that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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