If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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