I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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