windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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