I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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