im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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