day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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