she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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