have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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