yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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