I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
only you would photoshop your dick
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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