found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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