I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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