it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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