we're blogging at a bar
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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