big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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