I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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