Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
