I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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