So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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