I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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