Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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