How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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