My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
too bad you live with your parents still
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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