so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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