so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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