windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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