omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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