absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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