your room smells of hookers.
And success
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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