his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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