And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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