They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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