it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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