okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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